Theory needs practice
Add some cheese and a good wine
I think our roommate has a boner...
Dick doesn't stand a chance
Armed with a lot of will
A rent agreement in mind
Strictly business, with pleasure
How far up is too far?
Spit remains the best lube
Tuned to please and only that
You make my temperature rise
Yes sir, i love cock!
All you need to know is in the eyes